121 Quotes by John Ringo

They discovered the irrefutable truth that when you put the same sort of people that run the Post Office in charge of your healthcare you get Postal Workers for health care providers.

The Warrington had apparently fired a missile. “Thank you, Jimmy,” Hartwell said. “You are welcome. Please consider us for all your future weapons of mass destruction needs.

Now, and this is the one slightly tricky part, sir. Reach o-o-over the estimated heads of the zombies and the flailing arms and toss the grenade through the narrow gap into the other compartment, sir. Very important that it lands in the other compartment, sir. Really, really important, sir.” “This is insane,” Wilkes said, tossing the grenade. Into the other compartment.

There are no stupid questions,” Hartwell said. “But there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.

Most of them related to no hitting, biting, scratching or kicking the other guy in the balls. The Marines wear a cup. It’s like Aussie Rules football. The first rule of jungleball is ‘No weapons.’ There’s seven more.

I have a rocket launcher, in case you don’t know what that is.” “You have a rocket-propelled grenade launcher,” Sophia said. “Slightly different beast. And if we’re playing one-upmanship, I have a submarine. Alex, you monitoring?

As we have now found out, liberty is not about where you can put your sexual organs but about the essential question of whether we, as a people, can make our own decisions.

Doors,” Januscheitis said. “Squirrel,” Faith replied. “Why are we playing word association games?

Strip my spine and put my head on a shelf.” “I’ll do that for you, Kap,” Durante said, mock sobbing. “I’ll put your head on my mantelpiece and toast you once a year on the anniversary of you becoming a zombie. I swear, man!” “Let’s load up,” Tom said, opening the door of the heavy emergency response vehicle. “Before you Yanks start kissing and stuff.