392 Quotes by John Scalzi

Sani's family lived in a well-kept double-wide in an otherwise less-than-spiff trailer park outside of Sawmill.

Christ on a Popsicle stick.

It is sort of remarkable to me how much grief can well up when a pet dies, until one remembers that they are in fact people, who just happen not to be human.

I can't believe you just quoted a Steve Miller tune to the leader of an alien race," Van Doren, standing next to me, muttered under his breath."Shut up," I muttered back. "It worked.

John Scalzi“I want you to know there was some discussion about whether to make the pizza.""Because it's a Hawaiian pizza?""Yeah. We have a new employee who makes the pizzas. He considers pineapple on a pizza against the laws of God and Nature." She held out the pizza.

Having Monday be Pizza Day subverts the natural order of things.

[I]t was designed to operate with minimal assistance from humans, who were without exception the moving part most likely to fail.

I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army.

To everyone who thinks writing a sequel should be easy because you've already clreated the universe: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! Heh. No.