392 Quotes by John Scalzi

Now if you’ll excuse me, gentlemen, I need to play Russian roulette with our planet’s future with the bullet you’ve so thoughtfully provided. I hope you don’t mind if I don’t see you out.

Stupidity is the unwillingness to appreciate the consequences of your actions.

When you’re a teenager and you’re in love, it’s obvious to everyone but you and the person you’re in love with.

There’s that old saying: Fast, cheap, and good, you get to pick two. The two you just picked are fast and good. Cheap has just left the building.

Praise is always a good thing, especially in a crisis.

You have doubted me. Doubt me no longer. You have come to destroy me. I am not destroyed. You have come to burn me. I am the consuming fire. You will feel what it is to burn.

My marriage had its ups and downs like anyone’s, but when it came down to it, I knew it was solid. I miss that sort of security, and that sort of connection with someone.

Occam’s razor theory of combat: The simplest way of kicking someone’s ass was usually the correct one.

I don’t care whether I really exist or don’t, whether I’m real or fictional. What I want right now is to be the person who decides my own fate.