392 Quotes by John Scalzi

I love her more than I actually express in words – an irony for a writer – and am every day genuinely amazed I get to spend my life with her.

We’re in the wrong universe for fair.

Oh, God,” I said. “Thank you so very much for the mental image of Dad as a teenage sack of hormones. That’s the sort of image that takes therapy to get rid of.

The reality is more complicated, but as with most humans, the people on Earth prefer the simple answer.

How is it so far?” asked Cloud. “How is what so far?” “This,” Cloud said, and motioned around him. “Life. The universe. Everything.” “It’s lonely,” Jared said. “Huh,” Cloud said. “Didn’t take you long to figure that one out.

Danielle Lowen: How are you? I am fine. The group that destroyed Earth Station and made it look like the Colonial Union did it is now planning to nuke the surface of your planet until it glows, and frame the Conclave for it. Hope you are well. Looking forward to rescuing you in space again soon. Your friend, Harry Wilson.

I didn’t mind getting old when I was young. It’s the being old now that’s getting to me.

Conservatives: Self-hating moral relativists, unless you can convince me that an intellectual class that publicly praises family values but privately engages in sodomy, coke and trophy wives is more aptly described in some other way.

When you’re a kid all you want to do is be somewhere else.