392 Quotes by John Scalzi

Part of me was once someone you loved – she sent. I think that part of me wants to be loved by you again, and wants me to love you as well. I can’t be her. I can just be me. But I think you could love me if you wanted to. I want you to. Come to me when you can. I’ll be here.

I’m not sure I like their plan for converting us to their religion, seeing as it involves dying and all.

Fear enters the room and sits down in a chair and with a polite smile asks to open negotiations.

It’s not that Seaborg disliked Harvey, but after a couple of combat drops with the 2nd Platoon one got the sense that if you didn’t like things to explode unnecessarily around you, you would want to stay well clear of Daniel Harvey.

Dirk Moeller didn’t know if he could fart his way into a major diplomatic incident. But he was ready to find out.

At least one tribe, the Geln, strongly opposed attacking the Colonial Union, since humans were reasonably strong, distressingly tenacious and not especially principled when they felt threatened.

In the next room, a very nice young lady, who happened to be completely naked, wanted me to tell her anything I could possibly remember about my seventh birthday party.

But we get to live as long as we’re useful. And that is a rare privilege.

But everyone knows you need fireworks to make independence official.