392 Quotes by John Scalzi

Listen to me or don’t. But if you don’t, you’ll be dead. And then where will you be? Dead, that’s where.

Who are you and what medications aren’t you taking?

It’s a cat,” I said. “If Donut wants to spend time with you he’ll show up in your room and sit on your important things.

Not that I expected him to know; he didn’t exactly have the “programmer” look to him, if you know what I mean. He’d be the programmer’s boss. The one they hated. The one who made them work on holidays.

When you control communication, you can hide anything you want.

I don’t have a problem with treason,” I said. “I can stop anytime.” I.

While the elite of the Interdependency were making their plans to abandon the common people to their fate, the common people of the Interdependency were beginning to come to grips with what, exactly, that fate actually was.

They found no colonists, but they found parts of them. And a lot of blood.

To everyone who thinks writing a sequel should be easy because you’ve already created the universe: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! Heh. No.