392 Quotes by John Scalzi

You see tools and parts and my arm shoved inside a small spacecraft, and you really have to ask what I’m doing?

I’m continually confronted with the human tendency to ignore or deny facts until the last possible instant. And then for several days after that, too.” Attavio.

You are, at least to a certain approximation, human. You’re not supposed to be here.

And as luck would have it, a position opened up here.” “It wasn’t luck,” Mbeke said. “It was a Longranian Ice Shark,” Cassaway said.

Who are you, who is so wise in the way of alien fungus?

Well, life is like that sometimes”, Isabel said. “We learn things too late, and then we don’t get to use them.

I have drinks,” Hanson said, coming up behind Duvall. “Why, Jimmy,” Duvall said. “That makes you my new favorite person.

Realborn go for years without the slightest clue what they’re going to do with themselves. From what I understand, some of them never actually figure it out. They just walk through life in a daze and then fall into their graves at the end of it.

I thought this was a matter of some urgency, Harry.” “It is,” I said. “But I fell from the sky today. I could use a couple of waffles.