488 Quotes by John Waters

Being rich is not about how much money you have or how many homes you own; it’s the freedom to buy any book you want without looking at the price and wondering if you can afford it.

Stop blaming your parents. If you’re really angry at 60 years old, you’re an idiot! You’ve got to work some of it out.

If you can make someone laugh who’s dead set against you, that’s the first step to winning them over to your side.

I always wanted to be a juvenile delinquent but my parents wouldn’t let me.

Tenemos que hacer que los libros vuelvan a molar. Si vas a casa de alguien y no tiene libros, no te lo folles.

Just make sure your children hate authority and they’ll do fine.

The “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” hitchhiker really made people never want to hitchhike again – the hitcher, the show. Hitchhiking is always vaguely sexual.

I’m here today because of LSD. LSD gave me the confidence to be who I am today. Completely.

Stupid is never that entertaining. You can be stupid and sexy, stupid and funny but he’s just plain stupid. That is not remarkable, that’s what I mean.