488 Quotes by John Waters

The only time I had a normal boyfriend was during the time of AIDS, so maybe that saved me. It's certainly not karma.

How could you think of such awful things? liberal critics always ask. How else could I possibly amuse myself? I always wonder.

Now it's on Court TV in America, so that's taken the challenge out of it,

I'm here today because of LSD. LSD gave me the confidence to be who I am today. Completely.

I totally neutered it for Wal-Mart and Blockbuster, I made a baby version of my film,

Watching a movie should be like hunting. Out of context, every image of the cinema is yours for a split second. Take them before they bury it.

Coke didn't last long enough; it gave me a hangover for two weeks for being high for ten minutes.

Clint is a man of high integrity, and I know he wants to continue coaching basketball. Hopefully he'll get to fulfill that wish.

If you want to be an artist, go to every art gallery, if you want to be in movies, see movies! You have to participate in whichever world you're trying to enter! You have to know what's going on. You can be the best artist in the world but if you don't know one thing about which gallery to go to, you're never going to get it shown in the right place. Learn a little bit about the business of whichever art you're trying to get into. Without it, you will be lost.