653 Quotes by Johnny Depp

When kids hit one year old, it’s like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

Breathe. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life.

America is dumb, it’s like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive.

The beauty, the poetry of the fear in their eyes. I didn’t mind going to jail for, what, five, six hours? It was absolutely worth it.

I was never disappointed by the people I’ve admired. And the choices I made when I was in a position where it was do-or-die were made with my heroes in mind.

The ultimate for me would be to do a feature that didn’t require any narrative structure.

Everything here is edible; even I’m edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

I’m not Blockbuster Boy.

I’ve been lucky enough to work with a make-up artist, Joel Harlow, who you can throw anything at. I said, “Joel, I need to go to the London eye with my children and I want to look like a roadie from Lynyrd Skynyrd.”