653 Quotes by Johnny Depp

You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren’t allowed to be normal.

If you catch me saying ‘I am a serious actor,’ I beg you to slap me.

I’m attracted to the extreme light and the extreme dark. I’m interested in the human condition and what makes people tick. I’m interested in the things people try to hide.

I think when you are young, you are hoping that this person will be the right one. The one you are going to be in love with forever, but sometimes you want that so much, you create something that isn’t really there.

If they let me choose between you and the dog, I’ll choose the dog.

Life’s pretty good, and why wouldn’t it be? I’m a pirate, after all.

It’s absolutely fine when Wile E. Coyote walks in with a band-aid on his head, after a 3,000-pound rock is dropped on him. That is what Ed Wood meant by the suspension of disbelief.

I think, for me as an actor, if you get to a place where you’re satisfied, you’re happy with it, then you’re dead. It’s over. You’re not hungry anymore. You won’t try things anymore.

I don’t pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.