653 Quotes by Johnny Depp

The only responsibility I feel is to deliver something that’s new or at least to attempt that. The real responsibility is to entertain and to try and make people laugh.

After having been confined to a television series – and it’s a luxury job – where you can’t play anything but one particular character for nine months out of the year, it will make you insane. It didn’t affect me. I got out quick enough.

I’m a dumb-ass, and I poisoned myself for years. Now I understand things better.

I’d never even sung in the shower, I’m too mortified. But once I got over the initial fear it was kind of enjoyable. Sondheim’s melodies and lyrics are a real pleasure to tromp around in, it’s really beautiful stuff.

Ironically, it was only maybe a year prior to Tim calling I had re-read Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass, and what I took away from it was these very strange, little cryptic nuggets that he’d thrown in there.

America is dumb. It’s like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive. My daughter is four, my boy is one. I’d like them to see America as a toy, a broken toy. Investigate it a little, check it out, get this feeling and then get out.

You grow up a bit damaged or broken then you have some success but you don’t know how to feel good about the work you’re doing or the life you’re leading.

I’m scared of boogers. If anyone ever showed me a booger I’d smash their face in.

There’s no truth anymore.