139 Quotes by Johnny Vegas



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    I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them.

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    I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers.

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    I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money.

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