139 Quotes by Johnny Vegas

I avoid any kind of organised trips as that’s one of my bugbears.

There’s lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he’s not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out.

Had I become a priest, the sermons would’ve been electric!

I was loved as a kid; I was raised with more love and emotional support than most folks could wish for... my memories aged nought to ten... are all bound up together in a mesh of innocence and fun.