139 Quotes by Johnny Vegas

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.

It's lovely being a parent and being in a strong marriage with somebody who is your best friend.

I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.

I came from a very loving home, had a happy life with no great aspirations, but going to the seminary changed me. There was a chunk of my childhood missing. Once I'd realised it wasn't for me, I still felt a tremendous pressure to continue for fear of letting everybody down.

I found popularity through self-destruction, and that can be quite addictive.

We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves.

I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage.

I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.

My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didn't come home.