139 Quotes by Johnny Vegas

You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

I've got my finger in a lot of pies.

If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.

My agent once said, 'You're not very driven.' And it's true. I'm not the type to ring up and go, 'Get me this part!'

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.

The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

Being 'Johnny' was almost like an out of body experience. I thought he was just a character that I'd created and could quite easily step away from, but it was much more difficult than that.