516 Quotes by Jon Gruden

We'll have to regroup on the airplane (back to Tampa) and figure out how to get some of these errors solved because they are clearly hurting us.

(Jones) has done primarily punt returns, but if pressed into service we'll trust that he'll do the job if he's the guy we choose to go with. He (Pittman) has worked on that throughout his career. Once again, when certain things happen you have to have contingency plans in place. We'll work on our contigency plan throughout this week and we'll find somebody who gives us a chance to hopefully return one for a touchdown.

If I stop pushing you, if I stop demanding of you, if I stop getting on you, then I probably don’t think you have much to offer.

I’m going to scare a lot of kids Thursday night.

Follow the ball, man. There’s only one ball. They can only give it to one of them at a time, so let’s not get too far away from the reality of it all.

Ultra high speed slow mo.

I call them the Sons of Anarchy Muhammad WilkerSON, Damon HarriSON, Sheldon RichardSON.

If you understand our salary cap, you have to be logical. If Barry Sanders, for instance, came out of retirement, if we were interested we probably couldn’t get real interested. So you’ve got to temper your enthusiasm with the reality of our situation.

Mike, the best band to ever come out of Seattle was, of course, Pearl Jam. And that’s what I expect the Seahawks to do – just jam it up the middle.