44 Quotes by Jon Heder

I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider.

I never read a self-help book except for the Bible.

I love movin'. I was observant growing up, watching Michael Jackson and John Travolta. I'd close my eyes, see the moves.

I don't have a lot of experience to draw from. I had my first kiss when I was 17 or 18. The second time we kissed I got a little excited and I was wearing these really loose shorts that didn't leave much to the imagination. I tried to angle my body away and divert her eyes by saying, "Hey, look at the stars." From then on I wore tighter jeans.

I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean.

I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good.

I'm not that into reading. If I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book.

Girls kind of get crazy when they have guns. These girls had never done it, and all they wanted to do was inflict as much pain as they could. We had one rule: Don't shoot us between the legs. But their aim didn't necessarily follow that rule.

I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented.