61 Quotes by Jon Lovitz

Anybody can be going from being broke to being wealthy, as I did.

Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they're responsible for taking a loan they didn't qualify for?

I would love to have a part opposite a great actor - like, say, Pacino or De Niro or Hoffman. And to work with a top director. That's my dream.

Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me.

I grew up very nice. But after college, my father said you're on you own. So I was dead broke for years. So I know what it's - I lived on 600 dollars a month for six years. I know what it's like to be dead broke. I feel bad for people who are struggling now.

How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

But Opera Man, I go, 'Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?' Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.

Nobody with a victim mentality will get anywhere, ever. They will never succeed.

Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel.