61 Quotes by Jon Lovitz

Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they’re responsible for taking a loan they didn’t qualify for?

Sometimes the best way to make ’em laugh is to show ’em how you honestly feel.

It’s rare when you’re actually making a movie and it feels like you’re watching a movie in the theater. You feel like a surfer in a wave, catching the wave, going for it every time, there’s electricity in the room, it doesn’t feel like acting, you ride the wave.

The problem with the economy isn’t that people aren’t paying their fair share of taxes.

I would love to have a part opposite a great actor – like, say, Pacino or De Niro or Hoffman. And to work with a top director. That’s my dream.

You want everyone to be great and funny. I’m not saying I’m great, but I’m funny.

I do see your point, but to me, I’m just a mouse compared to the President of the United States.