712 Quotes by Jon Stewart

Capote, of course, addressed very similar themes to Good Night and Good Luck. Both films are about determined journalists defying obstacles in a relentless pursuit of the truth. Needless to say, both are period pieces.

The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.

If you try to hit a grand slam, you’re going to strike out.

Democrats - always standing up for what they later realize they should have believed in.

I like a lot of wheels. If I could have eight wheels, I would.

President Bush's approval ratings have taken somewhat of a dive. A senior slump, if you will. Leading President Bush to one conclusion: He is the only one who realizes what a great job he's being doing.

Nobody says, hey men should not drink. It's all about women must dress differently, women must walk differently, women must drink differently. Why are we not able to hold men to account for this behavior?

Some people look at a glass and see it as half-full. Others look at a glass and call it a dragon.

I don't care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that wealth gives you.