172 Quotes by Jonah Hill

I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, “People will LOVE the ninja version of that.”

I like when you can have a conversation with people and it’s not just stock questions.

People are so funny. There’s no winning with commenters or anonymous people. They’d be rude that I was overweight, and now they’re rude that I’m healthy.

There are a lot of things going into making a movie. So many things can go wrong. So many people that need to show up and bring their “A” game. If one thing is out of place, the whole movie can fall apart.

One of the greatest moments of my career was on the road promoting ‘Superbad’ with Michael Cera and Chris Mintz-Plasse. We were showing the movie at colleges.

Be open to other people’s ideas. Don’t get arrogant about your ideas. Shoot a lot of options so you’re not stuck with just one version of something.

When you go out to make something, you want it to be great. You need to put a bubble around that, so no one can get into the force field and change what you’re setting out to make. That’s all us being producers is doing, is allowing our power to protect the integrity of what you’re doing.

I’m a lifelong Simpsons fanatic and I wanted to create my own animated show, one day.

The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like ‘Mad Men’ is disgusting. It’s a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it.