111 Quotes by Jonathan Ames

It seems like the original 'Star Trek' could have gone on longer.

I am part of a vast generation of people who perpetually live as if they just graduated from college.

I drink coffee. Without coffee, I probably couldnt write.

I was deeply depressed. I felt my brain slipping out of its casing and down my neck, like an egg sliding on a frying pan. So.

Oh, God, I don’t know what’s more difficult, life or the English language.

People don’t expect too much from literature. They just want to know they’re not alone with being confused.

I’ve always been intrigued by Stockholm Syndrome. Reminds me of my childhood.

I live for coincidences. They briefly give to me the illusion or the hope that there’s a pattern to my life, and if there’s a pattern, then maybe I’m moving toward some kind of destiny where it’s all explained.

I’m on the verge of a total breakdown. Sciatica. Taxes. Cars. Fleas, possibly. It’s an absurd existence.