75 Quotes by Jonathan Cheban

There are more seasons of 'the Kardashians' than 'I Love Lucy.'

I'm everybody's friend.

I'm doing something with Kris Jenner's cookbook. We'e going to do a whole week of my favourite stuff because everybody knows I love to eat. Her lemon cake is so insane. I hate lemon and when I go to her house I eat lemon cake. There's nothing better.

I don't even turn a computer on all year unless it's to watch 'Celebrity Big Brother!'

Average people want to know what's hot.

Rock shrimp is so generic.

I'm not a schmoozer.

Thank God reality TV happened. Oh my God, it gave me a chance.

I'm the king of food, I eat out three to four meals a day.