13 Quotes by Jonathan Goldstein

Everyone runs around trying to find a place where they still serve breakfast because eating breakfast, even if it’s 5 o’clock in the afternoon, is a sign that the day has just begun and good things can still happen. Having lunch is like throwing in the towel.

But I am enjoying the feeling of inbetweenness – that not-yet-being-settled feeling – and I plan on dragging it out as long as I can, because its a state of grace where all things are permissible.

When David wasn’t ruling, he would ponder all the various forms of laughter there could be. So far, he had only categorized four: laughter at your own expense, laughter at the expense of others, laughter at the human predicament, and laughter at small animals falling off tables.

What is it about legs? Or what is it about breasts? Or the small of the back? What is it about anything? One day there will be no difference between anything. It’ll all be the exact same thing. One day you’ll look in the dictionary and there will be only one word and you’ll just have to make do.