152 Quotes by Jonathan Maberry

Maybe you should go make that call again. Ask very specifically how much of who’s ass needs to be kissed here. I’m pretty sure it’s my hairy butt that’s gonna be getting all the love.

It’s just that I’m fifteen, and I have this crazy idea I might actually have a life in front of me. I don’t see how it’s going to do me much good to believe that the world is over and this is just an epilogue.

Who’d play her in the movie?” “The shark from Jaws,” muttered Trout.

Humanity comes first. Always. Politics and religion, valuable as they are, are always of second importance. If we do not work together to preserve life, to treasure it and keep it safe, then nothing we fight for is worth having.

Dude, what is it with you and zoms?

I could feel the shakes starting to come back, so I washed my face, rinsed my mouth out with handfuls of tap water, pasted on my best I-didn’t-just-kill-a-zombie expression, and left with my coffee.

A sword by itself is not evil. A sword can be used to slay an enemy, or release a suffering friend into the darkness. A sword can cut ropes that bind the helpless. A raised sword can be a threat or it can be a symbol of leadership... A weapon, my children, is good or evil depending on the intention of whoever holds it.

Life don’t never get easy, does it? It just keeps getting harder in stranger ways.

I’d put two .45 slugs in him from fifteen feet. Pretty much does the trick. If it doesn’t then your only logical ammunition upgrade is Kryptonite. But.