152 Quotes by Jonathan Maberry

We had the whole ‘when you assume you make an ass out of you and me’ speech in school.

There are different kinds of predators. There are the kinds who target the weak. And there are those with more of a Dexter vibe who don’t lose sleep if a child abuser has a hard time on the way to the station.

He knew that these creatures were dead, that they were reanimated echoes who wore the disguise of the people they had once been, but Tom’s words rang in his mind. They used to be people. How could he strike them? How could he hurt them? Children, women, old people. Lost souls.

Love was a pathway to cruel pain. It was the arrow that Fate always kept aimed at your back.

How the hell are you idiots allowed to run a country? I should have voted for a clown college. They’d at least have a reason for being this stupid.

I’m self-aware enough to know that I have a somewhat fractured personality. Not exactly multiple personality disorder, but clearly there were different drivers at the wheel depending on my mood, and depending on my needs. Over.

Nerves were on hair triggers, and if my virgin aunt had stepped out from behind those crates with a puppy in one hand and a baby in the other my guys would have capped her.

It’s important to know the past, but your survival depends on knowing the present.

My Honda revved, shuttered, and broke free of the Chrysler.