103 Quotes by Jonathan Van Ness

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    People think because they sweat, their hair is dirty. False. It's just salt and your natural oil.

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    Think about how your jeans would look if you washed and dried them every single day. That's like our hair, and you can't change your hair as often as your pants, so cutting down on washing cuts down on long-term damage.

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    I wanted long hair my whole life. When I was a little kid, my mom would be like, 'We get our hair cut once a month.' So I just always got my hair cut.

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    I think I've been in a lot of really uncomfortable situations, and I think when you're in uncomfortable situations, it kind of polishes you up a little. It shines you up.

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    So often, grooming is meant to make you feel better about yourself, and a lot of times, we use it to make ourselves feel worse.

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    I love having the Olympic Channel app on my phone because I can watch old gymnastics videos any time.

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    Whenever anyone says I've taught them things by me being myself, I'm always like, 'Really? I just thought that was like, Wednesday for me. I was just wearing a kilt and a sleeveless top in a Rotary Club, it wasn't that big of a deal.'

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