103 Quotes by Jonathan Van Ness

Please don't compare the nature and authenticity of 'Queer Eye' to 'The Bachelor.'

You want to be more hairy, that's beautiful. You want to be more clean-shaven, that's great.

I wish I was a gorgeous mixologist, but that was not my god-given strength.

Podcasts are hard! I mean, you gotta get the microphones and all these things... there's a lot going on there. I never really realized how much goes into producing things till I did 'Gay of Thrones.'

We're all just trying to do the best we can with what we know!

My family was really big on college, and it was hard for them to stomach that I was going to be a hairdresser.

If I could only have one grooming tool, it would be floss. I don't want to have broken Cheetos in my teeth. To protect myself from the sun, I can find shade under a tree. To moisturize my skin, I could get really sweaty and then just rub it on myself. But how are you going to clean between your teeth without floss?

Aly Raisman doesn't have a podcast - but she should!

In yoga, we say that everyone has a magnet on them, and you're either positively or negatively charged. So if you're liking how you're looking, you're gonna be more positively charged.