52 Quotes by Jonathan Winters

Now the freaks are on television, the freaks are in the movies. And it's no longer the sideshow, it's the whole show. The colorful circus and the clowns and the elephants, for all intents and purposes, are gone, and we're dealing only with the freaks.

I have a photographic memory; I just haven't developed it yet.

Throughout my life, I've been gratified that I've been able to keep the child in me alive and inspire others.

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants.

When you wear so many hats in society, you never know who you are. That's the beauty of it. Because once you find out who you are, you're screwed.

I may not be playing with a full deck but I don't need a full deck. I have four aces.

I've always been proud of being a Marine. I won't hesitate to defend the Corps.

If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it.

I couldn’t wait for success, so I went ahead without it.