39 Quotes by Jordan Sonnenblick

And if there was one thing I’d finally figured out, it was that your mind is something you always CAN change.

You are a wonderful son, and a wonderful man. Yet another parent busting forth with the “man” thing! I’d have to check my chest for signs of hair when I got home.

Well your mom was right, in a way. What do you mean? He DID fall, right? So he wasn’t safe on the stool. Thanks, Annette. Thanks a lot. That’s exactly what I needed to hear right now. You’re a very inspiring person, you know that?

It was a cheesy cheeseball, covered with Cheez Whiz and served on a bed of Cheez-Its. With a side of queso.

You’ll learn one day that real apologies don’t come with a BUT in the middle.

I was lost in a vast, storm-tossed sea of shifting rhythmic complexities.

Not, like, that, boychik, you sound like a herd of elephants charging through a music store.

Note to self: It’s hard to attain a state of no-mind when you’re incredibly pumped up on tea and sugar and have to urinate every three and a half minutes.

There are really no guidelines whatsoever, because this is the kind of thing that only happens to ME.