39 Quotes by Jordan Sonnenblick

I seriously think I could have sat in the middle of the kitchen floor rubbing two sticks together over a pile of dynamite blocks and gasoline cans, and my parents would be oblivious, as long as I was keeping myself occupied.

Chicks dig a dude who’s sporting the latest eggplant turtleneck styles.

Renee was beautiful, but she was my friend now. On the other hand, Annette was my friend, but now she was beautiful. makes about as much sense as anything ever does with girls.

I tucked him in with his stuffed-animal pet dog – cleverly named Dog-Dog, by the way.

The only time I can ever remember Steven crying over any of it was after my treatment, when I tried to use my foot on his bass drum pedal, and we realized I could never play a drum set.

Mr. Watras asked me whether I was practicing, and I told him I was practicing my tissue basketball skills.

Annette had kissed me. Who would’a thunk it?

I wasn’t sure what my path would be, but I knew I didn’t want to be like any of them. Each, in their own way, spent life being ruled by the exact same things they feared.

It’s all just hormones, my friend. You might as well just say you’re in testosterone with somebody. And if you’re really lucky, she might be in estrogen with you.