26 Quotes by Joseph L. Mankiewicz

The difference between life and the movies is that a script has to make sense, and life doesn't.

The difference between life and the movies is that a script has to make sense, and life doesn’t.

Please don’t look at me as if you had a source of income other than your salary.

Remind me to tell you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke.

And Kate Hepburn-God, she’s beautiful, God, she plays golf well, God, she can get anyone in the world on the phone, God, she knows what to do all the time, God, she wears clothes well.

I’ve been in on the beginning, the rise, peak, collapse and end of the talking picture.

I am a critic – as essential to the theatre as ants to a picnic.

There’s nothing as real as money.