89 Quotes by Josh Blue

When I was young, I realized that people were going to stare at me my whole life, so I might as well give them something to stare at.

It's a lot of work being daddy, but I love it.

Every time I tell a joke it's different somehow.

I have a small part as an Ace Rental Car guy in a regular feature called 'Ca$h.'

I enjoy horror movies.

I memorize stuff that I know works, and then 25 percent is just feeding off the audience and going where they want to go. Sometimes things flop. That's where the jokes come in.

I've always been a horrible public speaker. If I had to give a presentation, I would cry.

The more exposure any big comic with a disability gets will open more doors for the rest of us and help change people's attitudes.