89 Quotes by Josh Blue

I used to do a lot of pratfalls on stage. And I tell you, when a guy with cerebral palsy falls down on stage on purpose - nobody ever knows if it was real or not.

I was on the U.S.S. Ronald Reagan aircraft carrier. That's an experience I'll never forget.

I do hour-long shows all over the country almost every day.

But the good thing about performing every night is I don't have any excuse not to try something new every day.

When I was growing up, my parents were too cheap to buy a snowblower, so my crippled butt was out clearing the whole driveway every winter. It was hell.

The way my body works, people are always going to stare at me. It's just human nature.

As a disabled person, I feel like a lot of times we don't get to be heard.

My show is not all about the cerebral palsy, but it definitely comes from that point of view. I tried to do my show from a Southern belle point of view, but that didn't work quite right.

If you don't experience something first hand, you'll never know.