89 Quotes by Josh Blue

My goal was always to sell out theaters. When it happens you never expect it to be like it is, but you know it feels right.

It's a hard road to hoe, doing one-nighters. I remember doing VFWs in Madison, Wisconsin. Those were pretty rough shows.

I'm a much better comedian than I am a soccer player.

I've always had this dream of doing an art gallery thing, and it was just finally, 'All right, let's do it.'

I like to be good at what I do. It's frustrating when I'm not. But if I get an idea in my head, you better not try to stop me, because that is just going to push me harder.

At Evergreen you can create your own major and your own classes. So I actually studied stand-up comedy.

I wasn't doing the comedy thing at all for six months. And it was just eating at my soul.

Soccer is an endless source of material. I mean, take my Paralympic teammates. It's a mix of 12 goofy, disabled guys and when we come together, we just laugh at each other.

Ever see a guy with cerebral palsy run through a speed ladder? I mean, that is funny.