79 Quotes by Josh Gondelman

I'm skinny, but a soft skinny. I have strong legs, but my arms are like pea pods with single peas for elbows.

I'm not religious. But I'm also not spiritual.

A vest is just a totem reminding you that some people dress well, and you can be one of those people.

I have - and this isn't a thing I talk about often - a decent set of legs. There's an unexpected musculature that lends them a healthy shape.

I was a weirdo, but a well-liked weirdo.

I'm not usually vain about my body. It's like Pennsylvania: The same way the Keystone State comprises Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with not much in between, I've got good legs and shapely eyebrows, and it's kind of a wasteland outside of that.

I always loved jokes. It's such a dumb, facile thing to say, but it's true. I remember being a kid and getting those joke books from the Scholastic Book Club and loving comedy from a very young age.

Often, when I leave the house, I dress for comfort. On my better days, I shoot for 'matching.'

A v-neck T-shirt is the manliest of all upper-body garments. The defining feature of the style is a plummeting neckline that we normally associate with women's fashion, but when worn by a guy, it basically says, 'Here is a pie slice of chest hair that forms an arrow to my gut.' The deeper the 'V,' the more masculine the shirt.