137 Quotes by Josh Stern

Everyone comes with baggage, make sure you get one that comes with a rack

Life is a very brief candle especially when you burn it at both ends

It's always darkest before you're blinded by the light

When she says 'I've never done this before" she just means with you

Behind every successful man, is a Woman breathing through her mouth

I hate carrying a torch, which is weird because otherwise I'm such a pyromaniac

I'm playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers, that's why I always lose

Blood is thicker than water, but they still use corn starch as a thickener on cooking shows

Ever play 'mirror mirror on the wall' with two mirrors facing each other?