72 Quotes by Josh Widdicombe

When I first went to university, I did a big shop with my dad. We bought loads of stuff but it didn't occur to me that I needed to refrigerate it, so I just put it in my room. I remember thinking, 'What's that smell coming from under the bed?' It was a bag of potatoes. How long does it take for a potato to rot? Months!

As students, we completely failed with the washing up. You'd constantly have to eat out of the wrong receptacle. You'd end up with a cup of cornflakes or a plate of tea.

I shrunk my favourite jeans in my first week of university. I'd never done a wash before.

Successful comedians are just as neurotic as I am.

I loved 1990s television: 'The Fast Show,' 'Father Ted,' 'Harry Enfield.' 'Clive Anderson Talks Back.'

I don't get hangovers - it's some kind of superhuman ability.

I don't get starstruck by Hollywood celebrities as I'm not into films.

I don't like thinking too much about the future - it freaks me out.

Always thinking that you're not very good is far better than being cocky.