72 Quotes by Josh Widdicombe

I never feel like I should have any time free.

When I was a kid I didn't watch TV that was targeted specifically at me. I watched 'The Day Today,' 'Shooting Stars,' 'Father Ted.'

I really didn't think anything would come out of doing stand-up.

I enjoy writing but I wouldn't want to do it all the time because generally you are not writing about things you want to write about.

The weird thing is I have now met quite a lot of people who are really famous but they are always disappointingly normal and nice. Alan Carr is very nice indeed. Exactly how you would expect him to be, and not that different from how he is on stage.

Looking back at that now I shudder at my naivety: while 'Men Behaving Badly' remains a brilliant sitcom, how did I ever aspire to Gary and Tony's eternal adolescence?

Can I do an impression of me? I don't think I can. It would be the most self-confronting thing you could ever do.

The way people do an impression of me is they use the phrase, 'Who are these people who do this... ?' Then they do some not-quite-good-enough observational humour, which is the most offensive thing.

Write about what you know, that's what I say.