51 Quotes by Joshua Malina

I always wanted to be an actor.

I tend to not wallow too much in sentiment if I can avoid it.

I like the concept of escalating warfare, but you need someone to fight back in order for things to escalate. If there's no confrontation or argument going on, it's too dull for me. I think that's the nature of the prankster: Things are too quiet. What can I do?

I delight in embarrassing somebody else.

Coming up in the School of Aaron Sorkin Delivery of Fast-Paced Dialogue and Hyper-Articulateness prepared me well for Shondaland, where there are many of the same factors at play.

I like to put shaving cream in the door handle of people's cars and that kind of thing.

I have a very thick skin altogether - surprisingly, many actors are rather fragile, but I get that of the 10 million people watching an episode, probably 3 million hate me, and I'm comfortable with that.

If 'Scandal' were to run for the rest of my career and prevent me from doing anything else, I would sign that contract this moment.

I'm in a profession where if you're planning more than six months ahead, you're doing it wrong!