669 Quotes by Joss Whedon

I'll always protect what I'm working on. Which is why more and more of it is stuff only I can ruin.

This landing is gonna get pretty interesting. Define "interesting". "Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die"? [on speakerphone]: This is the captain: we have a little problem with our entry sequence so we may experience some slight turbulence, then explode.

It's about women. It's about power and it's about women and you just hate those two words in the same sentence, don't you?

I love all genres. The only thing I get stymied by is the Family Drama. I don't necessarily know how to approach that.

Directing a film was as exciting and daunting as it was supposed to be,

I mean, I knew I wasn't a nice person, but what did I do in my past life to deserve this? I must have hit a bus full of nuns while driving a stolen car on my way to selling drugs to schoolchildren!

You give my regards to St. Peter, or whoever has his job, but in Hell.

I love a straightforward character. I am the guy who loves Cyclops on the 'X-Men', because he is square.

Equality is like gravity. We need it to stand on this earth as men and women.