669 Quotes by Joss Whedon

I don’t want to create responsible shows with lawyers in them. I want to invade people’s dreams.

I mean, I knew I wasn’t a nice person, but what did I do in my past life to deserve this? I must have hit a bus full of nuns while driving a stolen car on my way to selling drugs to schoolchildren!

Everyone has their first date and the object is to hide your flaws. And then you’re in a relationship, and it’s all about hiding your disappointment. And then, once you’re married, it’s about hiding your sins.

If I kill you, you’ll be awake, you’ll be facing me, and you’ll be armed.

The networks have a particular agenda, a particular model and structure. It doesn’t have anything to do with content. This is not a dis on them – they are a business model, run by business people.

You don’t buy a Picasso because you love the frame.

There’s a reason Tony Stark makes fun of ‘Thor,’ and mentions ‘Shakespeare’ in the park in ‘The Avengers.’ It’s great to play high drama and comedy alongside a modern story.

I don’t think I’m a celebrity. Maybe I’m a cult figure?

In other news, it’s been far too long since I gloated massively about the fact that I know what’s going to happen on Buffy and you all don’t.