669 Quotes by Joss Whedon

Avoiding stress isn't the secret. You know, for a man who's supposed to be avoiding stress, you picked a place to settle.

If you can't run, you crawl. If you can't crawl you find someone to carry you.

Women all live a double standard, but this is actually sort of a beautifully grotesque parody of it. There's a weird kind of joy that I have in seeing [Hillary Clinton] trounce this essence of male bullshit.