22 Quotes by Joy Browne

Infidelity, cheating is the easiest, stupidest, dumbest thing you can do.

Superstition is just fantasy with attitude; it’s a way of erroneously trying to control events.

Adulthood was invented to repair the wounds of childhood.

Take your hurt feelings and channel them into political activism.

When in doubt, do the obvious.

Getting enough of what you want without depriving anyone else is the ultimate act of selfishness and sanity.

When a guy says, “Don’t make a fuss over my birthday,” he means “Don’t make a fuss over my birthday”. When we say “Don’t make a fuss over my birthday,” we mean “Give me a surprise party. Do something lavish. Just don’t tell everyone my age.”

She’s an idiot. She’s looking at life through a selfish, lusty haze.

A dedication to perfection means that we are doomed always to be just a heartbeat way – from exposure. Perfection is unchanging; lives are ongoing.