72 Quotes by Judy Gold

I have decided now that my mother should be the GPS woman, don't you think? That would be fantastic: 'Make a left in 11 miles. Get over now - I want you to be prepared. Turn right on Elm Street, I want to see if Myrna Rosenblatt is still alive. Make your second left by the Dairy Queen. Don't go in, they're anti-Semitic.'

I didn't want to be known as a gay comic, but as a comic who happens to be gay.

I live on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. I live in a 950-square-foot apartment with one bathroom and two sons.

I love being a Givenik Ambassador. Not only does it give me a platform to discuss my favorite charities, but I get to talk about my other favorite topic - 'The Judy Show!'

If I wasn't true to myself, I couldn't live with myself.

If I was married to a man, and I had the same life situation that I have, it's the perfect recipe for a sitcom.

Growing up in New Jersey, bat mitzvas were all about the elegant parties.

Joan Rivers was a role model to comics everywhere, but especially to women. She got the first laugh and the last laugh.

People always think you have a lot of money when they see you on TV.