72 Quotes by Judy Gold

When I got a part in 'All American Girl,' in 1994, I remember thinking, 'Now I have a series, I'm not going to need to do standup,' but every night I'd go out afterward and get onstage somewhere.

When Joan Rivers walked through the curtain on 'The Tonight Show,' nobody in my house was allowed to utter a sound. Her gait was full of pep and purpose and her voice unmatched.

Unfortunately, I cook for two boys, and they don't care what it looks like on the plate, and neither do I.

Women are taught that if you want to be a lady, keep your opinions to yourself and be polite.

We all know showbiz isn't easy, but being a comic - especially being a female comic - can be quite punishing.

There is nothing - nothing - like writing a great joke and having that joke kill onstage.

There is no reason to be ashamed of who you are.

I started taking all these cooking classes. I learned a lot in them, but you think you're going to retain it, and you don't. Under the pressure, it's hard to retain everything.

I've never been on one of these shows where you have to make alliances and be a team player.