72 Quotes by Judy Gold

I love standup, but not the grind of traveling and dealing with club owners.

I realize as I get older that stand-up is a huge part of who I am. I think I'll do it for the rest of my life.

I do believe that it's something that we don't talk about, but when there are clearly defined gender roles, it is much simpler. Because you don't have to think, which people apparently don't like to do.

Comedy is all about having a point of view, and it's also about power.

'The Judy Show' would be the name of my TV show if I had one, but I don't.

The fight in theatre is focus, focus, focus.

I have a nice little house in LA. Well, the bedroom is nice. I have French doors in the bedroom. They don't open unless I lick them.

We never talked to each other in my family. We communicated by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator.

What if obese people couldn't get married?