114 Quotes by Judy Sheindlin

Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

If it doesn’t make sense, it’s usually not true.

If you tell the truth, then you don’t have to have a good memory.

Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining.

You only have one thing in business, and that is your reputation.

It’s your life; live it well.

Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot.

There’s no cap on success. The jury stays out till you take your last breath.

Don’t try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn’t work, and it annoys the pig.