114 Quotes by Judy Sheindlin

The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

I couldn’t give a rat’s tutu about your emotional distress.

If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you’re going to come up short.

Since I’m the judge, it’s a very stupid thing to irritate me!

I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can’t trick you.

Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife...

One of the loveliest weddings I ever performed was that of a gay couple. To me if you are a good citizen, you pay your taxes, you work, you should have all the rights and responsibilities of everybody else.

Common Sense Is Not Common.

I don't have two different personalities. I am what I am.